God II- A product you can't live without

God II
“ A new and improved product that no one can live without”
We are very excited about this new amazing product that we have been given an exclusive North American franchise on from Whimsical Enterprises!
“The first 1 million lucky buyers will get this exclusive Real Believers package”
(please use the code word “Real Believer” to save hundreds on this offer)

Many of our buyers are touting this “New and Improved God II Version” over the previous “God Version” that people have been spending thousands of dollars for, for over 5,000 years

The New and Improved GOD II version has the following benefits:
• No more guilt over responsible sexual behavior before marriage
• No need to waste time sitting on hard cold seats in houses of worship listening to the same old boring sermons. Just login on your computer with your exclusive password and enjoy a wonderful cyber connection with GOD II, whenever you want 24/7.
• No more large yearly membership fees or tithing (Mormons really like this special feature)
• GOD II has no gender, the ladies and transgender people will really like this feature.
• One size fits all, no more feeling rejected, judged, or left out because you don’t believe in the correct god
• No more exposure of you or your family to sexual religious predators
• No more having to give up an “eye for an eye, or tooth for a tooth”
• Prayer time is cut by 50% giving you more time for fun sex and outdoor experiences in nature.
• Gay people really like this because they are considered normal and equal to everyone else.
• You receive a genuine embossed certificate signed by Mr. Madeup Ethereal, CEO of the Universe, with a 24 ct. gold embossed stamp and exclusive membership number, wallet membership card.
• No more cumbersome inflammable bibles, prayer books, or Torah scrolls, just down load to your I-Pad, Droid, or Kindle.
• GOD II encourages and mentors “Critical Thinking” skills.

Don’t be without this valuable and rewarding product, just go to: WWW.GODII.COM. Purchase online with a credit card, Paypal, bank wire transfer, or mail in a Cashier’s check for only $250 for a one year exclusive membership. After trying this product for the first 30 days you will be entitled to an exclusive lifetime membership for only $1,000. (10 day hold on personal checks before we can process your order). Also visit our Ebay Store: GODII for all.

Quantity discounts for groups, students, brain washed, and seniors.

Try our very popular add on product called: “Heavenly Delight’s”
Purchased separately “Heavenly Delights” is $100 for the year, or $500 for a lifetime membership.

Heavenly Delight’s exclusive benefits:
• Lifetime guarantee that how much you swear, steal, cheat, defraud, have kinky sex, murder, and oppress you will be entered into the Gates of Heaven upon your demise.
• You will receive our exclusive “No entry into Purgatory Shield” that is rated for fires up to 100,000 degrees Centigrade.
• A free Devil inhibitor Laser Gun (batteries not included).


Buy GODII and Heavenly Delights in the next 7 days, and receive an amazing value of $300 for both wonderful tried and proven products.

We have infinite ratings on Ebay and are proud members of the Better Business Bureau and Open Thinkers Foundation.

“If you loved the original product you will find GODII immensely improved”

Don’t leave home without it!